I sit around and look cute. That's what I do. And I am very good at it. Extremely good. Quite possibly the best that ever was. I am continually honing my skills -- trying to squeeze as much food as possible from my captors. Here is my "Blue Steel" look. It says "I'm confident, adorable, alert, and at the top of my game":
From this pose, I can react with cat-like swiftness to any sound from the kitchen where my food is kept.
I've been working on my "Magnum" look for the last 2 years, but it isn't ready yet. When unveiled, it should overpower my captors and they will be unable to stop themselves from feeding me kitty treats.
